User:ChrisDKK

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ChrisDKK
Image:red_smoking_jacket.jpg
Name Chris Krueger
Location Arlington Heights, IL
Occupation Student
Systems mac mini, 1800+ gamez machine
IRC Client Irssi 0.8.9 (20031210) - http://irssi.org/


Born in the Hungarian sulfur mines, ChrisDKK spent many of his early years living on a diet of pure sulfur. He later moved to the land of Wind and Spirts and became a feared but respected monk. Sometime after that he developed an irrational overpowering hate for Eli Hodapp, and while totally justifiable was still considered irrational.

Over many years his hatred of Eli grew stronger and stronger. Until one night when he crawled through the bushes that ringed Eli's apartment and into his window. He stared down at the sleeping Hodapp and smiled as he slowly lowered his rusty blood caked dagger to his unsuspecting neck. He saw Eli's jugular vein pulsing feverishly as he slept, his heart began to race as he steadied himself for the quick strike. Suddenly Eli awoke and said "LOL ONE BUTAN"

We lolled.

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