Reality Distortion Field
From Applepedia
The Reality Distortion Field surrounds Steve Jobs, and lets him convince the world of anything he wants.
The Reality Distortion Field does not broadcast over NTSC, PAL/SECAM, or QuickTime. There are initial concerns about Reality Distortion Field over high-definition, but QuickTime with H.264 has not been a viable carrier for the Reality Distortion Field. As such, Homeland Security has dropped the Threat Advisory down to merely "Elevated".
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