Presfest
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Photos
- http://www.flickr.com/groups/583835@N21/pool/
- http://churchturing.org/w/20071117/
- http://churchturing.org/w/20071118/
Accomplishments
Gummy Crunch
Will: hey, i'm from the sa forums Will: could i ask you a question? Gummi Crunch: go ahead Will: okay, some friends and i were wondering what the proper way to prepare gummy crunch was Gummi Crunch: I'm glad you asked Gummi Crunch: I typically use Black Forest gummy bears Gummi Crunch: they tend to have the best flavor and teexture when paired with doritos Gummi Crunch: I've found that just about any doritos flavor will make a good batch of gummy crunch, but there are some you should stay away from Gummi Crunch: those would be ranch, and any of the really spicy flavors, however, Blazin' Buffalo Ranch does make a good batch Will: interesting. Will: i would have thought ranch would be the goon-approved route Gummi Crunch: I would too Will: how do you prepare it Will: like in a bowl? Gummi Crunch: I fully condone the use of ranch when not making gummy crunch though Will: we tried crushing the doritos first but the chunks were too big Gummi Crunch: I'm just about to get to that Gummi Crunch: first you need to make sure you've got a good gummy/chip ratio Gummi Crunch: there should be at the very least, two gummies for every handful of chips Gummi Crunch: that can be fine-tuned after mixing Gummi Crunch: open the bag of doritos. Holding the bag vertically, crush the bag between your two hands in one swift motion, making sure not to spill any. This should make the chips a decent size Gummi Crunch: pour one bag of gummies into the dorito bag and then mix thoroughly by shaking it up Gummi Crunch: once shaken, pour the next bag in and mix Gummi Crunch: If you've got the party/family/big size bag of doritos, I've noticed that 2 or 3 bags of black forest gummy bears makes a decent ratio Gummi Crunch: when you're done mixing, make sure you've got a good ratio going, and adjust accordingly Will: excellent, thanks Gummi Crunch: you're welcome
Pre-presfest
CHICAGO, IL, USA - WEEKEND OF NOVEMBER 16
Presfest is the premiere Mac fag gathering, located in the only city in the USA that doesn't suck total dog dick and is segregated enough to mostly avoid blacks and arabs.
IMPORTANT THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND
Hodapp's car can only seat 5, we're pretty much going to be tied to public transportation.
Friday Outbound Train Schedule
| Leaves Chicago | Arrives at Naperville |
| 9:40 PM | 10:37 PM |
| 10:40 PM | 11:37 PM |
| 11:40 PM | 12:37 AM |
| 12:40 AM | 1:37 AM |
Saturday Outbound Train Schedule
| Leaves Chicago | Arrives at Naperville |
| 10:40 PM | 11:37 PM |
| 12:40 AM | 1:37 AM |
Saturday Erica Sadun Schedule
| 12AM-12PM | 
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| 12PM-12AM | 
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SERIOUSLY
MISSING THE 12:40 TRAIN IS NOT AN OPTION. I cannot even tell you how fucking miserable our lives will become trying to get somewhere after 12:40. I don't know how long it takes to get from Sam's to Union Station, but we need to plan to be there early because the only thing that sucks worse than missing a train and waiting an hour for the next one is missing the last one and having to cab it. (Cost me $240 last time this happened.)
Mascot
Grocery List
Hodapp is making a preliminary beer run write down what you want. Also if you have any preferences for munchies list them as well. Please only put what you seriously want instead of being faggots.'
- Beer
- Corona (Will) CASE PURCHASED
- Something expensive and european (alternately Blue Moon) (Bonzo) CASE PURCHASED
- Sam Adams CASE PURCHASED
- Hard Liquor
- Bombay Sapphire (mroach) GIFT PACK WITH FANCY GLASS PURCHASED (It was cheaper than just the bottle wtf.)
- Tequila (mroach and will) PURCHASED 1.75L
- Whiskey (minivanmegafun) (i'm partial to seagram's seven but i'm mostly indifferent) JIM BEAM PURCHASED FUCK YOU SWINGLER IT WAS ON SALE
- oh and limes too so we can do #onebutan tequila shots PURCHASED ORANGES, LIMES, LEMONS
- Mint, sugar, rum for Mojitos PURCHASED
- Pop/Soda Pop/Coke/Juice
- Coke PURCHASED
- Diet Pepsi COKE ZERO PURCHASED IT IS DIET PEPSI ONLY COKE AND MORE EXTREME
- Club Soda (good for mixing) (abez) PURCHASED
- Juice (good for mixing too) WHAT TYPE OF JUICE, FAGGOTS? CRANBERRY, ORANGE, GRAPEFRUIT PURCHASED; ALSO VODKA
- sweet & sour mix (minivanmegafun) PURCHASED
- Snacks
- Gummy Crunch
- Lots of Frozen Pizzas PURCHASED
- Cereal for mroach PURCHASED
Accommodations
Noodles Frotress (NO FAGS ALLOWED)
Lodging available at Hodapp's place. Two couches and unlimited air mattresses available, I've also got a ton of sleeping bags and other junk. If you're interested in staying in the Hodapp compound list yourself below this. The io_crv can seat five. Well, four without anyone docking dicks in the back seat... but with so many people coming now driving anywhere is kind of out of the picture unless we strap a couch to the top of my car.
I HAVE AIR MATTRESSES AND BEDDING FOR -EVERYONE- TO STAY OVER IF THEY WANT.---
Hodapp lives within walking distance of the metra: http://qurl.net/3aB
- mroach
- BonzoESC
- kalleboo
- minivanmegafun
Rails Station
You can sleep on Sam's rugless hardwood floor or on his spotless Crate & Barrel dinner table desk. Maybe he'll let you sleep on the couch too. The sambike can seat one without crotch & butt touching. Sam's apartment is fully stocked with various lubricants and glory holes, but they never get used because no one wants to walk up 72 flights of stairs.
- will
- abez
The Minivan
You can also sleep in the back of minivanmegafun's toyota van, because he's not going to be sleeping in it. Can hold four adults semi-comfortably while driving (no guarantees you won't feel like a douche while in it), can sleep two when parked down by the river.
riffic's aunt's House in Bolingbrook
If you're not already there.
- riffic
Itinerary
Friday, November 16
- 8:40 - Will arrives
- 9:40 - (will) Estimated arrival at rails station
- 10:13 - Riffic arrives
- 10:16 - minivanmegafun arrives at the Clybourn train station and starts walking to the rails station
- 10:55 - mroach, kalleboo, BonzoESC, and abez arrive
- 11:05 - rising water levels require minivanmegafun to retreat from the river bank
- Dick around in the city most of the day.
- MSI?
- Naperville Kru catches one of the late trains to Naperville. (SEE ABOVE!)
Saturday, November 17
- Sometime in the morning - Naperville Kru returns to Chicago?
- More dicking around in the city?
- 17:25 Express train to Naperville
- 18:00 Arrive in Naperville
- 18:30 Dine in Naperville
- Recommended Restaurants
- Ted's Montana Grill has great "organic" food, very reasonably priced. The gimmick is everything is available in beef or buffalo. Probably my current favorite restaurant in town. Burgers are around $12, and a couple bucks cheaper for beef. Unless you're getting a steak or something it's hard to spend over $15-20 on an food here.
- BD's Mongolian Barbecue is one of those restaurants where they have a buffet of junk and you make your own stir fry. This is like playing russian roulette with Hodapp's toilet. (There is excellent reading material, so this might be a learning experience.) Looking at about $20 a person, maybe more because they'll kick us in the dick for extra tip money being a large group.
- Hugo's Frog Bar has awesome food, probably the best in Naperville... but you pay for it. Probably looking at spending at least $30 a piece, maybe more depending on what you get.
- Sandwich or take out places. We could always get chinese or order pizza or something. There's also the standard stuff like Subway, Jimmy John's, Noodles of course, etc.
- Recommended Restaurants
- Shortly thereafter GET KRUNKED
- 23:28 last train to Chicago leaves Naperville Metra station. Again, there are comfortable accommodations for anyone who wants to flop at Hodapp's for the night.
Sunday, November 18
- 16:45 - bonzo leaves on a jet plane
- 16:57 - mroach and kalleboo leave on a jet plane
- 17:55 - will leaves on a jet plane
Attendeez
| name | arrival | residence | butan |
| ✡ sam | local | local | Core Duo MacBok Pro |
| ✡ Hod.app | local | local | Core 2 Duo MacBook Pro |
| minivanmegafun | Metra 334 Clyborn 10:16 | van down by the river | White MacBook |
| mroach | United 397 ORD 10:55 @ Gate B21 | Hodapp's place | Black MacBook |
| kalleboo | United 397 ORD 10:55 @ Gate B21 | Hodapp's place | White MacBook |
| BonzoESC | United 1479 ORD 10:55 | Hodapp's place | MacBook (Late 2007) |
| ✡ riffic | NWA (niggas with airplanes) flight 936 - 10:13 | ?? | White Macbook crew |
| will | American 1614 ORD 8:40 | sam's place | PowerBook G4 (January 2005) |
| ✡ abez | United/Air Canada AC5143 10:53 | sam's place | HERESY |
Things to do
- Get drunk and smoke cigars and chillax
- Chat on IRC and play DS games
- Hodapp has a Wii and 4 controllers as well as a 360 with (potentially) 4 controllers if anyone has anything they want to play. (MADDEN/HALO)
- Crack nattiez
- Troll Boystown with sam, will, and super_mike for poztwinks
- Stop by Steamworks (Just to work out.)
- http://naperville.il.us/calendar.aspx
- http://www.kenosha.org/kenevents/calendar/11.html (Wisconsin is for faggots.)
- Naperville Carillon is pretty cool if that's your thing.
- Go to Adler.
- Art Institute
- Be in a huge Chicago parade just like in Ferris Buller's Day Off.
- Go to MSI
- Eat Pizza but not at a big chain (NO UNO'S)
- Sushi and/or hibachi?
- There are probably a million and one great places to eat in chicago, this should give you guys some ideas: http://wikitravel.org/en/Chicago#Eat , http://www.chowhound.com/boards/7
- Eat Negro food (big pizza, big chicken, big booty bitches)
Climate
Temperatures in Fahrenheit. To convert to Celsius, fuck off and go back to Europe. Ripped from http://www.weatherbase.com/weather/weather.php3?s=003527
- Average: 4ºC
- Average high: 10ºC
- Average low: -1ºC
Don't bother bringing shorts, but also don't bring a big ski jacket because you will look like a douche and be completely comfortable walking around in downtown Chicago with wind chill.
Weekend of Presfest
- dear god what kind of horrible lunix typography is this
Faces of Presfest
Sam
Rails master; huge queer.
LIKES: Big fat dick; sushi.
DISLIKES: Microsoft AJAX/JavaScript Library.
Hod.app
Owner of Nacho and Hermano, equal opportunity troll.
LIKES: Nudie blue jeans; converse allstars.
DISLIKES: Freeloading failure relatives; Erica Sadun.
minivanmegafun (Chris)
Huge dickweed, last known whereabouts: Some metra train. Voted most likely to come out of the closet during Presfest.
LIKES: Trains; vans.
DISLIKES: Apache Tomcat, especially bug #37326
mroach (Mike)
GSM MAN
LIKES: GSM.
DISLIKES: CDMA and Arabs.
kalleboo (Karl)
Worthless Swede.
LIKES: Lutfisk; PowerPC
DISLIKES: Anything new and good, CPUs with fewer than 32 GPRs.
Bonzo (Bryce)
Real-life Fatgoon.
LIKES: SQL injection.
DISLIKES: Port scanning.
Will
Voted most likely to become HIV positive during Presfest.
LIKES: Twinks, OpenSolaris.
DISLIKES: Aspies who won't go to the ACM rave.
riffic (Jon)
Wasn't invited, is coming anyway.
LIKES: Chipotle, Ramen, OpenSolaris.
DISLIKES: HURRICANES and dumbass brazilian tourists.
abez
Ivory Tower Climber; professional troll.
LIKES: Richard Stallman fan fiction; Open Source paraphernalia.
DISLIKES: Privatized healthcare, value of Canadian dollar.
Confirmed DKK's
MrBrainsample (Martin)
Most likely will claim he is busy, not show up, then be is excommunicated from IRC. (Again.) (UnlessEven if free weed is available at which point he'll (fail to) be there like a nigger at a KFC grand opening.)
LIKES: Argentines with boyfriends, only allowing people to view his limited FaceBook profile, arabs, blacks; DKKing.
DISLIKES: Being in the friendzone.
PROBABILITY OF INTERNET BREAKDOWN: HIGH
PROBABILITY OF DKKING: 100%
One More Thing
Bring condoms or you'll get aids
