On notice
From Applepedia
The following users are On Notice:
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Mac faggots
Inedible Bulk - for being far too stupid
Would it be a terribly bad thing for me to want to email sjobs@apple.com and ask how's it going and wish him well?
Jimmy Carter - for fagging up #onebutan during WWDC, and possibly being japii
japii - zune apologist and all around faggot
CrazyLittle - dumb windows trash
Yeah, what's the point of writing a virus that will only infect 4% of the world computing population? [1]
Also for deleting his own entry, using his own name.
The Iron Giant - "STRONG DIGITAL DEFENSE." Formerly known as eaglebtc.
tonelok - for being an idiot; constantly predicting the CONSUMER LEVEL MAC TOWER. Should just get a Dell.
GregNorc - for emailing sjobs@apple.com about a delayed (and mission-critical!) notebook sleeve.
MyDogIsBeano - for saying the most useless MacRumors-esque shit available in sh/sc. Also, for not having an avatar. I hate this faggot so goddamn much. Every single post he makes is like nails on a chalkboard. It's like he bashes his head on a keyboard and somehow words come out, and they're stupid. Ugh.
What is Quicksilver useful for?
Pukestain Pal - Bought a Zune. "So far I like it. I think the UI is *vastly* superior than the ipod and the creative visions. Navigation is also very easy and it makes sense."
Binary Badger - all around fuckwit
Sasquatch
Sasquatch! - fascist ballmerphile. He doesn't know shit about OS X's integration with Microsoft's Active Directory and Exchange, but still made false claims that they're greatly incompatible. Just because he's a mod, people will believe everything he posts.
Windows faggots
Victor - wouldn't know a usable program from a polar bear's spermy nutsack typical victor app
also INTELLISENSE INTELLISENSE INTELLISENSE because when you're big like microsoft it's ok to make your shit convoluted and impossible to cope wtih just add some band-aid features in visual studio that make it possible to jump through all the nazi goddamn hoops to develop some fucking software but I guess this is just general MS strategy
after all why make good, secure, and easy-to-use software when you can just sell more products that's not a giant ethical problem at all
Microsoft Spy - corporate press release apologist mafia pig
pretty much when it comes to living the ms "security" lie ms spy is your guy (rhymes)
xie - faggot faggot faggot faggot
basically everybody said that as soon as xie would get a mac he'd whine that it wasn't exactly like windows as if that was some sort of good standard to aspire to or something
newsflash faggot your catchphrase still sucks as hard in 2006 as it did in 2001 and so does your favorite OS ever, windows "shitheap" xp service pack 2 now with popup blocking
syphon^2 - My personal opinion... is that to date, WinXP is the best Desktop OS ever made... period. OSX follows in 2nd place. [2]
LilSolty - I guess he works at Microsoft so he's part of the problem. Also he's basically a cock and I don't like him.
MTW - Convinced the Zune has a 16:9 display. When confronted with evidence to the contrary, says "Looks wide to me. Close enough." Has a promising future in Microsoft QA.
Faggots in general
Mu Zeta - not funny. Also, used to work at an Apple Store and "Haha maybe your store is different but we snooped through computers all the time. I have a folder dedicated to naked pics we found this way. It's quite hard giving the customer back their iBook in person when you've seen their knockers."
Loinworm - "Meh. I worked on a product that would take a single capture of a human somatic cell in metaphase and automatically generate a complete karyotype and diagnosis for cytogeneticist review back in the days when digital cameras capable of VGA resolutions cost tens of thousands of dollars and had to be cooled by liquid nitrogen to control the noise levels. THAT was impressive" [3] Also here is a whole thread full of Loinworm doing what he does best: [4]
Also: If he's as worthless in life as he is on this forum, someone should kill him for the good of mankind.
norelidd - Way too happy about being a spyware janitor. Also is JUST TOO GOOD to flatten and reinstall a compromised machine. Furthermore, he has less of a grasp of physics than your average high school sophomore: "DVI is digital, right? I thought the deal with digital cables is that you can send the signal over a mile of coat hangars and it would still work. It either works or it doesn't, no quality issues. Have I been lied to?"[5]
Ari - So several friends of mine and I are getting into the freelance business here in South Florida. It's not a business per se, since there's no central financial account. The guys just work entirely freelance - the rule is that we have to charge the same prices so there's no competition, because we're all friends.We call ourselves the South Florida Alliance of Freelance Computer Geeks. (that would be my home DSL connection, please don't kill it) [6]
Cioxx - "Mac chime is annoying as fuck (even for a short 2-second sound),..."
On iTunes 7's new icon: "The new blue icon is an absolute atrocity. Anyone knows how to change it back to normal?"
radium - Manages to fuck up the forums pretty much daily. Probably the most incompetent systems administrator in the western hemisphere. - "I should just get a job at Wendy's."
purrdeta - For being on IRC and as such not having an avatar. Also, what a faggy nick.
00:12 < mnelson> hey this is all awesome but let's fix the shell
00:12 < mnelson> has anyone called brunner?
00:12 <+purrdeta> mnelson: wait. calm. It will be fixed when the powers that be will it.
00:13 < mnelson> purrdeta: or, you know, someone calls brunner
00:13 <+purrdeta> mnelson: someone will call when the powers will it. Now can it!
Epic Proportions - Retard. [7]
Corbet - Inbred dumbass that span all horizons of stupid. Self-proclaimed computer expert posts a new goddamned thread every time he has a question, and never bothers to search or even google anything before posting. Probably fucks his mother once a day IRL.
Accipiter - All-round fag. Everything must be done the Accipiter way, otherwise you're a completely retarded fag and should die for being so goddamned inept. Loves to reply with Google it.
John Mayer - for faggin' up MacWorld
PhillGiroux - Retard. "Apple implying (and every Mac elitist fully believes this) Macs do not get viruses. That is such BS. There are not many viruses made for Macs. Say I want to program a virus, why would I go after a small % of people on a computer? I would go after the heavy majority (I.E. Windows Users). Windows is no less secure than Macs in a sense of what a virus can do. However, there are thousands of viruses for a PC for every one virus for a Mac (because people are targeting the majority). Now yes my previous statement is probably blown up a bit, but you get the point."[8]
radioactivelego - Picture explains it all. Also killed three people.
Pro-Freedom
teapot - russkie guy who just doesn't get user interface, and also, uses way, too, many, commas. Has an unbelievably fantastic amount of hair on his head - more than any ten Microsoft managers combined. No, it merely poisons minds, making programmers incapable of writing high-quality software and developing new ideas. It cripples their model of thinking by pushing them toward the optimal way of programming for severely mis-designed Microsoft products. Destruction of human minds' ability to improve is something that I don't take lightly.[9]
teapot at Wikikrakken, some idiotic wiki for D&D faggots
Unabomber - unabomber's the kind of guy you want on your side in a flamewar.
This class of Windows-only software that some people shortsightedly see as a serious problem rather than a solveable problem in the way of mass market free software adoption is going to vanish at the speed of Free.[10]
#onebutan
minivanmegafun - Is over milage on his car. Or so his dealership says
yablo - shithead is down.
MrBrainsample - For being a fucking idiot
Super_Mike - Flaking out on presfest
