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<will> MrBrainsample: how's the highway to the friend zone
<Super_Mike> will: fast track
<Super_Mike> destination: accomplished
<will> HIGH WAY TOOOO THE FRIEEEND ZONE
<will> MrBrainsample: update
<will> MrBrainsample: update
<MrBrainsample> will: what
<will> MrBrainsample: how'd your hot date go
<MrBrainsample> scroll up or something
<MrBrainsample> I'm done discussing it with faggots
<will> MrBrainsample: it's not in my lastlog
<MrBrainsample> welp,
<will> welp
<will> Super_Mike: looks like this one's a goner
<MrBrainsample> will: basically it doesn't matter what I say
<will> what
<will> MrBrainsample: yes it does
<MrBrainsample> I could be telling you we're going out to dinner tomorrow, and you'd still be spouting off FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE
<will> deep down inside we are really nice people
<MrBrainsample> like your faggot friend Super_Mike has been doing
<will> who care deeply about whether or not you get head
<MrBrainsample> uh huh
<will> it is our concern as fellow brahs
<MrBrainsample> well really, you don't
<MrBrainsample> so there's no point in me telling you about it
<will> keep telling yourself that
<will> but we'll be here for you
<will> natties will be cracked
<MrBrainsample> yeah I'm sure you will
<will> 8D
<MrBrainsample> go crack some natties with Super_Mike while you two frot about it
<will> 8D 8D
<MrBrainsample> in any case there's a semi future date set up but I don't think I'm going to see her again because frankly I didn't feel like we hit it off
<will> hitting it off is not a prerequisite for boning
<MrBrainsample> no but I don't work the same way as you or Super_Mike
<MrBrainsample> I don't go off friday nights and beg to have a dick stuck up my ass to anyone who will do it
<MrBrainsample> LOL I BROUGHT A POZTWINK HOME
<will> martin you have quite a bit of pent up frustration
<will> is it because you haven't been laid since the french renaissance
<Hodapp> so wait
<Hodapp> let me get this straight
<Hodapp> just so I am understanding
<Super_Mike> MrBrainsample is very sensitive about his ARGENTINIAN MAYBE FRIEND
<Hodapp> martin is attempting to date a girl that he's never met who he knows through facebook who has a boyfriend
<Hodapp> and hasn't been laid since the stone age
<Hodapp> and is angry
<MrBrainsample> no she broke up with him
<Super_Mike> lets do some math
<Super_Mike> goon + girl = friendzone
<MrBrainsample> obviously if I don't want to go out with her because I don't feel like we hit it off, I'm not going to want to be friends with her
<MrBrainsample> so stick friendzone up your ass
<Super_Mike> along with everything else
<will> MrBrainsample: i'm friends with all sorts of people i haven't hit it off with
<will> thats kinda weird logic
<MrBrainsample> ok great but I have plenty of friends
<MrBrainsample> and I have nothing in common with this girl other than we both speak spanish
<Super_Mike> will: obviously if you strick out hard and fall into the friendzone you have to pretend like you dont care
<MrBrainsample> I really don't see myself hanging out with her
<Super_Mike> man...i got LOTS of friends
<minivanmegafun> when did this turn into #relationships
<will> Super_Mike: looks like it
<Super_Mike> i dont need some vapid cunt hanging around
<MrBrainsample> ok guys thanks for the advice
<stopmakingsense> !op
<Super_Mike> minivanmegafun: more like #trollthegoon
<stopmakingsense> :(
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<minivanmegafun> wtf
<MrBrainsample> I'm going to become friends with every slut and jock that comes along
<minivanmegafun> itunes 7.4.3?
<Super_Mike> iZune?!@?!!
<minivanmegafun> when did this come out
<MrBrainsample> even if I have absolutely nothing in common with them
<MrBrainsample> because hey, I'm just in denial!
<MrBrainsample> and I need friends!
<Super_Mike> MrBrainsample: you're so not chillax right now
<will> ^
<Super_Mike> why dont you just turn on the xbox
<will> MrBrainsample: crack a natty
<Super_Mike> get some madded going
<Super_Mike> madden*
<Super_Mike> turn on the jack johnson
<MrBrainsample> perhaps it's because I'm sick of the incessant faggotry from you two
<will> Super_Mike: i mean we are fags
<MrBrainsample> I don't even own an xbox
<will> Super_Mike: but are we incessant
<Super_Mike> fact
<Hodapp> Super_Mike: are you really gay
<Hodapp> god what is with all the faggots in this channel
<Super_Mike> but honestly, no one should ever come into #onebutan and brag about their HOT DATE
<Super_Mike> GUYS
<Super_Mike> THIS GIRL
<Super_Mike> I TELL YA
<Super_Mike> she's PERFECT
<Super_Mike> shes,,,from argentina
<minivanmegafun> BUT I DON"T KNOW SHT ABOUT HER
<Super_Mike> THATS IT
<MrBrainsample> ...
<Super_Mike> prolly gonna marry her
<will> http://pics.facebook.com/pics.whatever?4525324521 HAY GUYS
<MrBrainsample> I never said this
<will> CHECK THIS OUT
<Super_Mike> i've been saving myself for her
<will> http://pics.facebook.com/pics.whatever?4525324521 HAY GUY
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<MrBrainsample> faggots should be killed on sight
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<minivanmegafun> :D
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<RAruler> van everyone
<minivanmegafun> VANNED!
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<Super_Mike> listen up
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<Super_Mike> in your native tounge
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<minivanmegafun> fucking jewish.services >:(
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<stopmakingsense> my wife got a job offer for less pay, but more hours
<MrBrainsample> she should totally take it
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<stopmakingsense> 16.50/hr compared to 20/hr
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<stopmakingsense> but this will be more like 15-20hrs/wk
<RAruler> that's like what, $2.50/hr canadian?
<Hodapp> unban supermike you queer
<stopmakingsense> then the 7 hours shes working now
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